*Based on a 2,000 calorie diet

A is for Andrew, that's my name and it means "masculine".
B is for Born in San Francisco, CA.
C is for Cats, Scruffy died a while ago when I saw "Freaky Friday" at the mall.
D is for Derrick, he comes home from Utica December 23.
E is for Elephants, to someone I know, a special animal indeed.
F is for Fellopian, my least favorite named organ in the body (ew).
G is for Gudoph, that's my name and it means "Andrew"
H is for Horace, the Egyptian god of wisdom.
I is for Indellible ink on mom's rug. Sorry about that.
J is for Jeremy, he's in Jackson this July.
K is for Katie, Katy, Khelsy, and Amies. Hooray for five at once and none working out!
L is for the way you look at me.
M is for Mood swings, sorry everyone, but technically I am still a teenager.
N is for Northern lights... someday... someday.
O is for the loneliest number that there ever was.
P is for Pretty women, sillhouetted, fascinating, sipping coffee, dancing, gliding, stay forever, breathing lightly.
Q is for the Q'oran.
R is for Rent, a staple of friendship not unliked by any personal acquaintence of mine (and the last time I ever saw Danielle alive)
S is for Sleep. Who needs it?
T is for Tommy. See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
U is for Uganda, does anyone even know what sort of government they have down there?
V is for Victoria Van Vleet, I wonder whatever happened to her?
W is for Weston. Or him for that matter?
X is for X-men. Period.
Y ? Because I like you.
M-O-U-S-E