What the Dormouse Said

"0"

"This paper is NOT about the Dec. of Independence"

"What?"

"Thesis Poorly Stated"

"Blah blah! Get to the point!"

"No Outside Sources!"

"This w/o was discussed in class i textbook"

"All Outside Work is unacceptable"

"I can't make any sense of this. You didn't follow directions. Come + see me"


These are the comments one can find an a "Zero" paper. Yes! This man is a complete failure!

I never meant for this blog to become so darned negative. Things just swing that way sometimes, I guess. Now I'm off to play practice for the next three hours (so that I can read my TWO lines OFFSTAGE). Bitter? No! Whoever said I was bitter?

I mean, really I should be grateful. I'm leaving on a mission in a few months anyway (Ben, Rachel, did you know this?) so I'll at least have two years to get my act together or whatever. Maybe I'll figure out how I suddenly became a "D" and "F" student when I started putting actual effort into my classes.

"When upon life's burdens you are tempest tossed..."